me attempting humility
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
kill the imposter
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
i hate it when someone comes over unexpectedly and i literally look like this
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
"your dress is too short."
thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.