i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
shopping rule no.1: if it’s not black put it back on the rack
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
my heart hurts from trying to not like you
Kate moss @ Calvin Klein, Fall 1993
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.*sighs* You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is
being heartless is more fun than being nice tbh